6:16 a.m. - 2005-08-23
News Junkie
I'm a news junkie. I’m a serious news junkie; I even have the fox news channel logo permanently burned into the bottom left hand side of my big screen TV. Ever since 911 I cant seem to go one day without finding out what chaos is ensuing around the world. Sometimes I even feel kind of let down when I turn on the news and there’s not something burning somewhere, I know I'm a sick sick puppy. There’s just some kind of sick twisted voyeuristic pleasure that I get from watching our shitty little world implode on itself, fuck reality TV, this is the best show on earth. I guess misery just loves company, ........so anyway for the past few months this girl Natalie Holloway, I’m sure that you've heard about her, has been missing down in Aruba and for the first few days it was a somewhat interesting whodunit case. However, after the first month past with no real evidence and only one halfassed suspect, some snot nosed silver spoon fed little douchbag named Vander...something, in my opinion the case had gone cold. Don’t tell this little fact to fox news though because they are still reporting on the case as though the cops are hot on the trail. "And tonight on CNN Headline News, Natalie Holloway still missing, and coming up at 11 breaking news, Natalie Holloway still missing, and tomorrow........". I've got news for all you dipshit media organizations that are still making this story part of your daily broadcast; there is no news .....THE FUCKING TRAIL HAS GONE COLD. If I wanted to watch cold case files I would flip it on over to A&E. The news outlets have force-fed the public this story so much that nobody gives a shit where Natalie Holloway is anymore. At least I don’t.
