2:29 a.m. - 2007-04-18
Abels tag
Well I guess ill try my hand at this, here goes…….
Three things that scare me:
• Morons in rush hour traffic ( I drive a fuel tanker)
• A painful fiery death (see above)
• Myself
Three people who make me laugh:
• Those little tykes on South Park
• Liberals
• My friends
Three things I love:
• Money (cha-ching)
• Peanut butter and chocolate icecream
• The people around me
Three things I hate:
• Money (hmm… a little conflict there?)
• American Idol
• Materialism
Three things I don’t understand:
• Mathematics
• Road rage
• Why God grants Rosie Odonnel one more second of lifes breath
Three things on my desk:
• Three empty bottles of water
• The T.V. remote
• My conceal carry 357 magnum
Three things I’m doing right now:
• Needing to take a pee (see above)
• Watching news
• Typing
Three things I want to do before I die:
• Get married and have kids
• Something with my life
• Get a degree in something
Three things I can do:
• Bench press 1 and ½ times my weight
• Shoot small animals
• Play the guitar
Three things I can’t do:
• Sing
• Get rid of my excess bodyfat
• Sleep
Three things (or people) I think you should listen to:
• Bill Oreilly
• Talk radio
• Jack Johnson
Three things (or people) you should never listen to:
• Art Bell
• Liberal Democrats
• MSNBC
Three things I’d like to learn:
• Karate
• How to control my anxiety
• How to flyfish
Three favorite foods:
• Porterhouse steak
• Anything that inevitably leads to triple bypass surgery
• Fast food
Three shows I watched as a kid:
• Transformers
• Night Court
• Silver Spoons
Three things I regret:
• Eating so much fast food
• Not taking school very seriously
• Having too many regrets

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